Gymgasm

Today is definitely the laziest monday. Just because the homework due tomorrow didn't take more than 3 hours to finish. I've been cattle-prodding myself as diligently as I could to keep up with the gym-program.

So this evening, I made my way to treadmill AND caught this amazing whiff of body odor and armpits sweat. I almost gagged ok. Gagged. I know it's a gym but really. I don't remember it smelling as horrible before.

And then as I was running, some dude.. on the elliptical machine let out this silent fart. I would've choked on my own vomit to death if I were a dog. Seriously man, your fart, as silent as it was, was NOT unnoticed. There is nothing wrong with stepping away from the machine to go to the restroom and crap. Really.

And there was the leg-weight guy. He was doing 310 and even I thought that's pretty impressive. He is also not bad to look at. BUT... sighs. I had a hard time focusing on my own weights cause of the sounds emanating from him. Like groaning, grunting, and whatnot. I've heard guys pushing themselves to the limits and letting out all sorts of sounds. I get it ok. But this time, it was extremely disturbing . To put it mildly.

All in all, my gym experience today sucks.

My beef

I've been doing some youtube research and I just have to get this out. Korean boybands are GAY-ish. and it bothers the s out of me. i mean, J.T, Usher, and all these big hollywood male solo acts do dance routines. And they have like 4-5 backup dancers doing the same thing. So essentially, it is like 5 guys dancing together in perfect unison. And when these guys do it, it's bombing awesome la weh. I mean, it keeps me glued to my seat for sure.

It is, however, a totally different case when I watch 5 Korean dudes do the same thing. It makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand. And no, it's not the good kind tau. I cringe.

And I have no racial preferences when it comes to boys. No joke.

I know what's wrong.

These Korean boys have makeup on their faces, plastic surgery noses, overmetroed hairs... ridiculous highlights and over-the-top wisps siap!, synthetic, oversexed facial expressions and bad choreography. Simply put, geli siot.

Men is a synonym for masculinity. K-Pop industry, don't ruin that for me. Please. I beg of you that much.

Lingo-the-Info

Now that HOC is over, I really don't have an excuse anymore. Or do I? Anyways, I was kinda looking through my stuff and I found this piece of paper with all sorts of drilling acronyms on it. It was the one I did during my internship. I personally have no problem with the drilling lingo. But here's the thing, first day of work, and I was reading this drilling report about lubricating the annulus, and pulling out of and running in hole all sorts of tools. Hahahaha. And then there's this issue of getting pressure response from the "sweet spot". To a P.E, this is just the language we talk, to everyone else, it just seems like dirty talk, doesn't it? Enjoy the last remaining hours of Sunday sugarbunch.

DC Story

Hello, hello, hello. DC trip was uneventful. I got myself a Zara trench. LALALALALA. Don't judge, ok. I am an adult and fully entitled to spend the money I work for. Got back home only to find what seems like an endless list of schoolwork to do. Endless. and yes, I consider this place home. Friday night, come save me. And I can't wait to read HOC's epilogue. You're my hero S.

Your smiles,

Well they make my day,

You don’t know it yet,

But you’re everything.

---Fisher, You

IFS

If things were different, I'd put my best into it and make sure I do well.

If things were different, I'd be on my best behavior and make them proud.

If things were different, I'd go over there, super duper psyched, pumped like a junkie.

If things were different, I'd shake your hand, smile and say my name like I mean it.

If things were different, I wouldn't roll my eyes as I'm typing.

If things were different, I wouldn't be so willing to throw my life down the drain.

If things were different, I'd toil for you, bleed for you and let you step on my toes like the others.

The problem is, well, things are not different. So please let me be and stop talking to me about things I OBVIOUSLY am not interested in. Thanks.

Get this through

Okay, I've calmed down. Quietly trying to do my critical analysis. I've never taken on such a disturbing theme before, so ho, ho,ho. Anyways, I didn't mean to lash out on anybody. That wasn't nice of me. But I really mean it. Please be considerate of others. I know there's people out there who've been diagnosed with the swine flu and still go out to shop. You may not die from it, so you go on your merry ways. But a 2 month old baby who just happened to be around you, could. It's not funny, it's not lawak. It's a selfish, bastardly, ignorant, dumb thing to do. So please, be considerate, have a brain.

Sick Days

Hello, I've been sick the last two days. Really sick. I couldn't even sit up without feeling like I'm about to topple over. But I'm better now. I still have the coughs. And the headache. I want to go to school tomorrow and do the exam. But that also means infecting and transferring my germs to 100+ people. I'm selfish but evil deeds are just not my style. Morale of the story: If you're sick, stay the fuck home. Thank you.